The List Of Quotes

Kat: "Don't be unfair to Jake... that would be unfair..."

Kat: "Damn Potatoes!"

Deana: "Here's your hey, now go give birth to baby Jesus."

Deana: "Baby Jesus number one, and baby Jesus number two."

Kat: "It would take 10,000 years to get there and we'll be in our 20's"

Kat: "I am a manly man... with BOOBS!!"

Kat: (To Dog) "He's ma boyfriend."

Kat: "When I grow up, I wanna be a pop-tart!"

Random Person 1:"If you're gonna be doing any dansen, make sure it's Carmelldansen."

Ed: "So I'm friends with super, awesome, gorgeous, mind readers? Sweet!"

Random Person 2: "Be right back, got to pee"

Random Person 3: "Have fun with that."
Few minutes later...
Random Person 2:"OMG I'm so pissed!"
Random Person 3: "I know that much, you just got back from the bathroom."

Mom/Kat's ears: "Pick up these dead gold fish from the attic!"

Ed: "Ahhh, Wolfie-chan, my womenly brother!!"
Kat: "Snake phones exist!"

Ed: "Unless you want Wolfie guts on your shirt...I suggest you don't complain."
Meow Mix: "What were we talking about?"

Me:"Ass shots XD"

Meow Mix:"Oh, oh yeah! It's mildly creepy, the ass shots that is, when their Genis ones D:"
Me:"Just mildly? How about the Yggy ones? shutters"
Meow Mix: O f(bleep) na.. you made me remember those!"
Me:"XD Truly terrifying, ne?"

Random Person 4: "Is there an L in death?"

Me: "lmao"
Ed: "Wolfie! Your ass just fell off! Wait here! I'll sew it back on for you! Just let me get my thread!"

Deana: "Did you hear that farting noise? That was my head!"

Mom: "Go try the phone on...er...pants...

Random Person 5: "She hugging us while we're naked..."
Random Person 6: "I do believe she knows that and does not care..."

Jamie: "Oh, It's about this lady who's comming out of this pretty flower!"
Me: "...It's a guy..."

Christian: "Like should i draw you a picture? Do a screen shot? Write a funny story of when we first met?"

Random person 7: "Can I honk that horny thing?"

Me: "How about I stick a pimple up your nose and see how you like it"

Kat: "Hiroto seems more like the devious one who'll like...eat some one's spleen if
he gets bored."

Mom:"Go eat your walmart"

Kat: "What about sexy noodles?"

Kat: "My Brownies are sexy"

Kat: First of all--she was raised by nuns and he's covered in piercings. xDD Secondly, she's a religomaniac and he's the priest from hell