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The List Of QuotesKat: "Don't be unfair to Jake... that would be unfair..."
Kat: "Damn Potatoes!"
Deana: "Here's your hey, now go give birth to baby Jesus."
Deana: "Baby Jesus number one, and baby Jesus number two."
Kat: "It would take 10,000 years to get there and we'll be in our 20's"
Kat: "I am a manly man... with BOOBS!!"
Kat: (To Dog) "He's ma boyfriend."
Kat: "When I grow up, I wanna be a pop-tart!"
Random Person 1:"If you're gonna be doing any dansen, make sure it's Carmelldansen."
Ed: "So I'm friends with super, awesome, gorgeous, mind readers? Sweet!"
Random Person 2: "Be right back, got to pee"
Random Person 3: "Have fun with that."
Few minutes later...
Random Person 2:"OMG I'm so pissed!"
Random Person 3: "I know that much, you just got back from the bathroom."
Mom/Kat's ears: "Pick up these dead gold fish from the attic!"
Ed: "Ahhh, Wolfie-chan, my womenly brother!!"
Kat: "Snake phones exist!"
Ed: "Unless you want Wolfie guts on your shirt...I suggest you don't complain."
Meow Mix: "What wer
A Bloody, Stupid Miracle The day we’d cured the human condition was the day I put a bullet through my head and didn’t die. It was also the day I realized how scared I actually was of death, and after hours of muscle ache from holding that gauze against my open skull, after the wound closed and everything went back to normal, I had myself a good old-fashioned brainstorm. How ironic.
But when summer came, everything had fallen to shit. The air scorched my skin and parched my tongue every time I took a breath. The sun glared down on a rapidly-collapsing world, full of the undying bastard children of cruelty and misfortune. What was one to do when their cells regenerated faster than they decomposed?
My feet hit the pavement, now littered with jagged bits of glass to snap at my toes, thoroughly baked by the blazing ball of bitter disdain high overhead. Today was worse than yesterday. Though I’d often wondered the purpose of it anymore, I
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